well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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