I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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