Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.