windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!