scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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