So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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