Your tits are I can't wait for
if only i could text you this smell
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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