Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she peed on how many people?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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