She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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