You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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