Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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