PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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