I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Randomize