I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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