U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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