The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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