he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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