OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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