I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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