That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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