I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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