did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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