Already got asked if we're dating
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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