dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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