she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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