Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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