Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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