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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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