Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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