you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
