You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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