I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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