It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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