why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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