if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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