I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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