what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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