Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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