Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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