Please, let me fuck your mom
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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