I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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