You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
BRING THE BAGELS
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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