therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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