i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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