he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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