seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
