Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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