Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
i out mim tonsoeep
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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