we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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