One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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