She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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