so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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