woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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