some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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