you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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